Phones join with the 4 letters on the TV (or the QR code). Type a name, pick GUY or GAL, a team to root for (GERBILS or HAMSTERS) and what's on your head: a beer helmet, a foam wedge, viking horns, a cowboy hat, a foam hamster head, a trucker cap, a rainbow wig or pig ears.
Left thumb runs. JUKE spins you past a guard who's diving at you. STRIP throws the next thing you're wearing (at the closest guard, if there's one in front of you): every piece makes you faster (eleven of them, down to the tighty-whities or the granny panties). USE grabs the lard, gets in anything with keys in it, or uses what you're holding.
The TV zooms in, you do a little dance, and you put your own black bar on. Naked, you're fastest, people faint, guards gag, and STRIP is a TAUNT: the crowd loves it, and so does every guard who sees it.
A guard who gets you sits on you. Anybody still running can knock him off by running into him. After about 10 seconds the police cart comes for you, and then you're in the stands: aim at the field and throw beer, nachos and hot dogs (at the guards... or your friends).
Jukes, clothes to the face, touchdowns and wheelies make them cheer. Nothing happening makes them boo, and booing crowds throw beer. Wearing a jersey, the other team's side throws it at you anyway. Max out the meter and they storm the field.
1st quarter, 2nd, halftime, 3rd, 4th. Security gets worse every quarter: rent-a-cops, yellow jackets, the K-9, cops with tasers, mounted police, and in the 4th the defense comes after you. The last one free wins each quarter. Between quarters, spend your points in the shop.
WASD run, F juke (hold to wheelie), E strip, G use. Arrows, L juke, O strip, K use. Enter skips. Esc pauses.