A very small spa operating out of a very small space. Appointments are rare and the equipment is mostly borrowed from the studio. Every treatment below has been performed at least once.
“I met my wife there. It must have been a business meeting.”
“Booked the 40 minute treatment. Got home at 9pm. Wonderful.”
“He held a trumpet near my ear for almost an hour and never once played it. I have not been able to stop thinking about the trumpet.”
“My husband went in for the Long Room and came out with opinions about our marriage. Five stars, the room works.”
“I asked what was in the onion. He said the onion. I understand now.”
“One star off because the cold cloth was only on one half of me and I kept thinking about the other half. Otherwise perfect. I still think about the other half.”
“Went for the consultation. He consulted me. I have not booked anything since and I think about it daily.”
“There is only one room. I want to be clear that I knew that going in and it was still surprising.”
“My skin looks the same but my brother stopped calling. Would recommend.”
“I have been three times. I have never seen him arrive or leave. He is simply there and then the treatment is over.”
“Pungent but prominent.”
“Told my therapist about it and she got quiet. Booking again next month.”