Everybody joins on their phone and gets born a human (regular). Each round is one life somewhere: the picnic, the laundromat, a wheat field, the DMV, the gas station.
Eat enough (that's your purpose). MEAN knocks food out of people, or takes it. NICE gives yours away, or helps somebody up. It all goes on your receipt.
Your phone is as smart as you are. A rock gets one button. A human gets intrusive thoughts.
Everybody dies at once. Type your last words. Then the souls ride the escalator to the gates.
Chrome repo robots drag the dead off the escalator. Throw halos at them: drag on your phone to aim, or turn on LIGHT GUN and point it at the TV. Save somebody: good karma. Hit a soul: that was a person.
The last life ends on Judgment Day.
Take a number. Three elders read your receipt and say something wise. Then something rude.
WHO WAS THE WORST? A secret vote. The worst goes off the cloud. Vote for somebody who was never mean: false witness.
Then the Ladder of Being: nice goes up, mean goes down. The bottom: Grant and Andrew. The top: Will's Mom. Reach her and you win.
You will be born 6 times. Each time: live, die, go up the escalator, get judged, come back.
Nice gets you up the Ladder of Being. Mean gets you down. Not eating gets you down too.
The bottom of the ladder is a gas station hot dog, a bean, a chewed gum, a shy toothpick, a rock in Kansas, and then Grant and Andrew.
The top is Will's Mom. Reach her and it's over.
The last life ends on Judgment Day.
I'll be back. Worse.