1. YOU GET A NUMBER

Every round, every machine gets a number. It's painted on its back and huge on your phone. #1 goes first.

2. TYPE WHAT YOUR MACHINE DOES

On your phone, in normal words: go to the door and open it and go through. Your phone shows how your machine understood it. You get 3 steps a round. Hit LOCK IT IN before the clock runs out, or your machine sleeps.

3. WATCH

Everybody's step 1 happens in number order, then everybody's step 2, then step 3. If #1 grabs the flashlight first, #2 doesn't get it. If two of you go for the same door, somebody gets bonked.

GET OUT

Roll onto the EXIT. First one out gets 5 points, then 4, 3, 2. Carry a BATTERY or DONUT out for bonus points. Still inside when the rounds run out? Security catches you. 0 points.

THINGS YOU CAN SAY

go to · open / close · go through · grab · shove #2 · steal the key from #3 · follow whoever has the flashlight · throw the wrench at #4 · flip the switch · move left 2 · wait · say hello · hug · pee (yes, really: it leaves oil). If your machine can't figure it out, it shoots a laser and farts. Also try: smoke a cigarette · fart on #3 · shoot a laser at #2 · self destruct · teleport · moonwalk · cry · reboot · sneeze · go on strike · order a pizza. The arrow on your machine is forward.