On your phone: draw your face, pick your skin, outfit and shirt, and type a catchphrase. You'll find out why.
A group walks in and they all want the same thing. Draw it on your phone (there's undo). Nobody sees it yet. Hit DONE when you're happy.
When everybody's done, the plans go up and your guy tattoos it, all at once with everybody else. He's a little shaky, he gets distracted, and the client flinches. From your phone you can BUMP somebody's arm or throw yellow liquid at them. Or hold STEADY to calm your own guy down.
The tattoos go up two at a time. Everybody else is a little person with a giant jar of yellow water (heavy when it's full). Stand a couple of steps from the glass under the one you like and hold POUR. Only what lands IN the glass counts. Spills stay on the floor all night. It gets slippery.
Anybody can shove anybody. It sloshes their jar, and wherever it lands, it lands (yes, sometimes in the other glass). The two artists up on the wall are bouncers: they can't pour, but they shove harder.
Geysers shoot yellow water up out of the floor. Stand next to one (not on it) and catch the rain in your jar. Hit GEYSER and one goes off right where you're standing. Set one off by a glass and the rain lands in it. Get soaked and out comes your catchphrase.
Win a matchup: 100 (more in later matchups). Win the whole bracket and your client looks in the mirror: +250. Pouring for the winner gets you a little too.
◀ ▶ walk · JUMP · SHOVE · hold POUR. Need more time? Turn on Extended timers in the lobby.
Is this the big screen everybody's watching? Open the shop on this screen.