You're chewed-up gum. He's a whole human. Take him down.
Two people can share the keyboard. Everybody else grabs a controller (any USB or Bluetooth one) or uses their phone as one. This one runs on a computer or TV. Your phone can be the controller, though: open the game on the big screen and type its room code at gerbilhamsterrecords.com/pad.html.
Who got spat out?
How to wrestle a human
The idea
You're a piece of chewed gum. You're sticky: you stick to everything, and you crawl along anything you touch (up walls, over shoes, under shoes). All you can see of the human is his shoes and his pant legs. You can hear him, though. He talks a lot.
Fill up his WOBBLE meter before time runs out and he goes down. Hard.
Ways to take a human down
Get bigger. Crawl into old gum on the sidewalk to absorb it.
Get stepped on. Under his shoe is the best place to be.
HOLD on. On (or under) his shoe, HOLD ties a stretchy rope to the sidewalk. When he lifts that foot, it has to pull against all of you. Enough gum and the foot is STUCK.
HEAVE. While a foot is stuck, tap HOLD over and over. That's what fills the meter fastest.
Glue his legs. Hold on up on his leg when the other leg swings past.
Leave traps. DROP tears a chunk off you. A shoe that lands on it gets glued down.
Controls
Keyboard left
Keyboard right
Controller
Crawl
A D
← →
Stick / d-pad
Jump / peel off
W or Space
↑
A
HOLD (tap to heave)
S or Shift
↓
RT / LT / B
Drop a chunk
F or E
/ or .
X / Y
Right always crawls you clockwise around whatever you're on, so pushing toward a wall climbs it. With a stick, push the way you want to go.
He'll fight back: shaking his foot, scraping his sole on the sidewalk, punting you. HOLD keeps you on, but your grip runs out (the little bar). Nobody gets hurt. You're gum.
Pause: Esc, P or Start.
Pick a human
Take one down to unlock the next.
Paused
He's frozen mid-sentence.
GUMMED!
He got away.
All five. Down.
Kyle, Brenda, Tyler, Darlene, and the Chewer himself. Every one of them is lying on a sidewalk somewhere thinking about gum. You did that.