Every round is a situation: a bear in the kitchen, a wedding to ruin, a baby that won't stop crying.

Everyone secretly types a word on their phone. Any word. Add words in front: giant drunk bear, three flaming chainsaws, zombie grandma. Pick where it drops.

Then it all drops in at once and fights it out. Creatures hunt, guns float around and shoot, food gets eaten, bombs go off. When something takes enough damage it falls apart into letters.

The game decides who won (nobody argues with physics). You get three backup words during every fight. While you wait, your phone is a little map of the page: tap it to throw a tomato, shove things, drop a banana peel, pull everything into one spot, or cheer your stuff on. After each round, everyone votes for the funniest word.

Points are also gerbs. Every other round there's a shop on your phone: bigger, randomly sized, rained on (slippery), tougher, angrier, two of everything, or a different shape (a tower, a wheel, a lump, stairs).

Once a game: the baseball game. None of the rules make sense. Then something happens to the field. Then there's a slide.

Words the game has never heard of still work. It just makes something up, and it always makes up the same thing.

Once a game, you can pull a knife. The button's on your phone (on this keyboard, press your number). Everything stops. Da da DAH. Then the knife does something. Nobody knows what. Sometimes it hands out Grant points (they count).

It gets weirder the longer you play. Leashes. Pants. Milk breaks. If Will's mom shows up, put your phone down.