The dotted ring under your flock is where your poop lands. Hold POOP and the flock tucks in tight over it.
Channel 6 puts a job on the screen (POOP ON GARY, TAKE THE GERBIL, MOB GRANT...). Follow the big arrow, and the arrow on your phone. Most wins +100.
The rest of the time: wreck the place. People into traffic, cars into each other, statues, fries, Grant. Most damage wins the part of the day.
Phones join with the 4 letters on the TV (or the QR code). Pick a hat for your lead pigeon. You start with 800 birds, and they follow you everywhere. The left thumb flies.
POOP (hold it): it comes out of every bird in the air. SWOOP: the whole flock dives through whatever's under you (people drop their food and panic, drivers stop looking at the road). LAND: on the ground (eat whatever's there), a statue, a car roof, or a rooftop ledge (safe). COO: birds from other flocks (and the city's strays) come over to you, and people hate it.
Every so often it charges up: type a word on your phone and your flock spells it in the sky. Every person and every driver on the screen stops to look up.
Pester people and they stop watching where they're going: into the street, a manhole, the road work, the fountain, a lamp post, each other. Rattle a driver and they don't stop for anybody, then they swerve into whatever's there. Whoever pestered them last gets the points, and one disaster right after another is a CHAIN.
Food fills you up (more poop) and brings the city's pigeons (more birds). It also decides what comes out: fries make it greasy (people slip), hot dogs red, berries purple, tacos spicy (they run screaming), and Grant's thin milk makes everybody gag.
Land on one with enough birds and it's yours (points every second). Two flocks on one statue is a brawl. Poop turns statues white. Hold GENERAL BREADSWORTH in the middle when time runs out for a big bonus.
He puts bread down and waits with his net: land on it and he bags your birds. He goes after flocks sitting on the ground. Mob him (swoop, poop, coo) and he goes down, the satchel spills, and whoever knocked him down keeps every bird in it. Don't poop in his thin milk. (Do.) In the evening he brings his hawk.
MORNING COMMUTE, LUNCH RUSH, THE BREADSWORTH DAY PARADE (a marching band, police horses, floats, and a giant Grant balloon), THE AFTERNOON (a wedding, and the mayor unveils a statue), EVENING. Two minutes each. Your flock carries over: birds you lose stay lost. Spend your points in the shop between them. At the end, Channel 6 runs the day's worst moments. Your phone keeps your pigeon between games: THE COOP (levels, hats, upgrades that last).
WASD fly, F poop, G swoop, E land, R coo, T skywrite. Arrows, L poop, K swoop, O land, P coo, I skywrite. Enter skips. Esc pauses.
8 letters at the most. Everybody in the city stops and looks up.